1/1 搞笑 - 羅志祥
First post in 2009. Hmm.. I think I will update on what we did for the countdown after I get the pictures from them.
Now I'm trying to recall back why they kept calling me 'teacher' last night. Is it because I lectured them? LOl... Aiya.. The main point is, I got another weird dream which is related to what they kept teasing me with last night.
The dream took place in a tuition centre, which I supposed that it was in a classroom to be more specific. Lol. I dreamt of one of my ex-classmates with her mum, wei2 and some other mothers. Lol. I think I was some sort like a teacher in there and I was praising a student in the class. Or was I praising my ex-classmates. Aiya, I dont remember le.
But one thing for sure, her mum (I never met or know her mum in real life before!!!) was the one who start the trouble. In the dream, she was like super unreasonable, had sharp mouth that will not spare anyone and she behaved just like those bitches. Hmm.. You know, is like... when you praise someone else, then other aunties will be there criticising the someone else this and that with those very hurtful words? And they just do it just for the sake of doing it? Yea, so that's what happened in my dream. Therefore I spoke up.
I was super amazed with my reaction in the dream lor, which is so totally not me.
I couldnt remember exactly what I said. But I remembered that I sounded so stern and managed to keep shooting the mother back without hestitating, with reasons. (yes, is logical reasons). It's like, we were like shooting each other la. In my dream, the mother was really very good with speech which I will definitely lose out if I encountered it in real life. But strange enough, she seemed to be on the losing side when she argue with me. LOL!!!
At that time, my voice was quite stern, but in those normal talking volume, and I definitely dont sound like I am quarrelling with her. Aiya.. you know how people sound when they are really quarrelling right? I wasnt any like that.
Then got another mother at the back (pattern also like the one I am reasoning with) said something like, "say so much to her for what? SLAP HER LA!"
You know, when I was reasoning at the beginning, I was actually fuming abit. But after hearing what the other mother said, the flames in me raged as if someone pour oil and alcohol into it.
This time round I raised my voice and then my volume went back to normal.
"I ADVISE YOU TO THINK IT THROUGH..dont say that I didnt warn you (I walked closer to the mother and stared right into her eyes. The distance b/w our faces were only about 5cm.)..but if you laid your hands on me, I will call the cops."
The capital letters represent where I actually raised my voice. The rest I was like speaking in those normal volume and rather coldly.
The mother (the one I was reasoning with) was kinda taken aback but still revoked me further by saying, " you think I will be scared?" Then the mother at the back was also saying the same thing la.
Then I walked slowly to the mother at the back and said, "Oh... You think I am scaring you guys? (because the mother at the back was shorter than me, so I looked down and drew my face nearer to her, which made her kinda of bend backward. Lol. Then I gave her a smirk before walking away) DONT KNOW YOU KNOW THAT I CAN SUE YOU GUYS FOR ASSAULTING? (then I walked to the mother at the back and then to the mother I was reasoning with..) If I go to the hospital for wound examination, I will have the evidence to sue you for slapping me and you for asking her to do so. Oh..not to mention that I have witnesses. How about that? "
I was speaking rather calmly... too calmly. It's like.. hmm.. I sounded super stern, overly-calm but with those threatening tone. And I didnt give them any time (not even 1sec) to rebuke me. At this point of time, I thought that my EQ suddenly got so high!!!!!!!! LOL. I would have uttered those vulgarity if it happened to me in real life. Or even got violent. LOL. But I didnt, in my dream.
Then obviously the two mothers was scared of me le. And they left immediately.
LOL!!! But really, I was fuming like mad in my dream lor. =.=" Haha... Maybe this shows something. I have such potential wor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good good.. I must train myself. LOL! Sad sia.. what I written here was that complete. Because I remembered some of my words got hidden meaning one. =( If only I got super-memory. =(
Then my mum was asking what I dreamt this morning. LOL. Because she said I was like sleep-talking non-stop. LOL!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY!
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