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24/10 衛蘭Janice - Never Know (Duet with 李治廷Aarif)

衛蘭Janice - Never Know (Duet with 李治廷Aarif) Some thoughts... For whatever reason it is, I have no idea why that I have that fear on Friday. It just suddenly appeared. I dont wish to be near that person or talk to that person out of a sudden. But then, I still did. Mixture of unexplainable feeling. Sometime I dont know what is going on. There is no one to talk to. Everyone is busy telling me all bout themselves. .... I just want to get all these clear...... Sometime, it is not easy to break it out. I have no idea why too. When I think I can/want to share this with a particular person, he/she is sharing things all bout themselves that I decided to swallow my questions down my throat. 很乱。搞不懂!真搞不懂!怎么办?怎么办? Lastly, I dont want Nov to be here, because I dont want them to leave. T_T ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Another week has passed. Joined dinner with Amelie, Celine, Roy, Marcel and Deniss after work at boat quay on Tuesday. Anoth...

21/8 林俊傑 - I AM

林俊傑 - I AM I have been very very busy since last wk. Walking in and out of the boss's room and up and down to the printer area non-stop. Monday I nearly had no breathing space on this day. One, we were actually rushing for some documents for one client. Two, because there were 3 newcomers and I need to help them set up their laptop with their profile (which I had totally no clue as this is my first time, therefore I need the IT guy's help.) Worst of all, the IT guy came when I was at the busy moment, rushing for documents. Three, I had to join for meeting at 2pm. There were still some tasks that will pop up here and there in the process. So when I was printing documents, Likun told me to call Amelie. OK.. fine.. called, but no ans. So.... I continued busy busy busy, charging in and out of my boss's room. He editted the doc, then I had to get back to my seat, change and print again, bring in and let him see. If only I was allowed to wear sport shoe, you can really see me RUN...

28/5 官恩娜 - 珊瑚島 MV

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官恩娜 - 珊瑚島 MV 一天乘地鐵,聽見一個父親問兒子:『你長大後,想做律師?建築師?還是會計師?』 那看來六、七歲的孩子想想,回答:『我想做殭屍。』 ~ 朱茜菲 《在甜甜蜜》

25/3 鄧健泓 - 捨不得

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鄧健泓 - 捨不得 Click on the picture to get to the source. (with bigger pics.) For the 2nd comic strip, click on the picture for the ending. And I love this song of his. =( Hope that he will add this in his new album that is releasing in May. (though I doubt so...Sobz)

25/7 黑色契約 (「第8號當舖」 主題曲)

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黑色契約 (「第8號當舖」 主題曲) 黑色契約 (「第8號當舖」 主題曲) .... I couldnt believe myself that I'm only watching this show after 6 years after it was broadcasted! But it was only about 1 to 2 years ago before I came to know about this show. Phew~ If not, it would be such a waste! The whole process of how I came to know about this show was when I was browsing through crunchyroll (back then) for new dramas that suit my expectation about mystery and something extraordinary. I've bookmarked this drama since then, but havent really got the chance to watch till they removed it. =.=" Gladfully, there is something called 'tudou'. XD. Oh ya, for once I was planning to get the DVD for it. Yes, I was . I changed my mind after knowing that many episodes were not included in the DVD. Let me add a sub-track here. I picked up reading chinese novels again (I used to read chinese novels during P6) during my poly yr 3 because of the new books in RP library. Almost everyone I know, dont read chinese no...

8/5 [我知道 - By2] & [白色幸福 - Fun4] *shuffle*

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我知道 - By2 白色幸福 - Fun4 AHHHH~~ SHIOK AH~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!! It always feels exceptionally good after a shower on hot & humid days! XD Been tuning in to Yes933 lately and laughing to myself in the middle of night. LOL!!! Ivy and Zhou Chong Qing's laughters are super contagious and not forgetting their amusing interactions. XD For example, during on-air competition, Ivy actually switched off Zhou Chong Qing's mic so as to ask audiences to vote for her, not giving him any chance to ask for votes. And you could hear ZCQ shouting at the background, " OI~! YOU OFF MY MIC!! NOT FAIR! OI~!~!~!!!". On top of his voice, you could still hear Ivy saying, "Remember to vote for Ivy, I-VY! WAHAHAHAHA!". LOL!!!! Also, some of the call-in audiences are rather hilarious too. Btw, I'm hooked on all the songs listed at the right column! Having a difficulty time deciding which song to put in this post right now. Hmm... Fun4 or By2? xD Fine.. Put both songs on sh...

15/4 Don't Go Away - By2

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Don't Go Away - By2 進入公司前后* *進入公司前* 老闆:萬分歡迎,沒有你我們的公司肯定大不一樣! 職員:如果工作太累,搞不好我會辭職的 老闆:放心,我不會讓這樣的事情發生的! 職員:我週休二日可以休息嗎? 老闆:當然了!這是底線! 職員:平時會天天加班到淩晨嗎? 老闆:不可能,誰告訴你的? 職員:有餐費補貼嗎? 老闆:還用說嗎,絕對比同行都高! 職員:有沒有工作猝死的風險? 老闆:不會!你怎麼會有這種念頭? 職員:公司會定期組織旅遊嗎? 老闆:這是我們的明文規定! 職員:那我需要準時上班嗎? 老闆:不,看情況吧 職員:工資呢?會準時發嗎? 老闆:一向如此! 職員:事情全是新員工做嗎? 老闆:怎麼可能,你上頭還有很多資深同事! 職員:如果管理職位有空缺,我可以參與競爭嗎? 老闆:毫無疑問,這是我們公司賴以生存的機制! 職員:你不會是在騙我吧? 進 *入公司後, 請 "由下逐一往上讀 "* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Headed down to Tampines 1 just now with SJ. Not as crowded as before and many shops are open for business now, which is something good. Came across so many babies... OMG~ So CUTE! If only abduction/kidnapping is NOT a crime. Sigh. I was browsing at the watches when SJ stopped me. Omg... a lady was carrying a kitten!!! The super kind lady noticed us soon after and opened the cage, allowing us to have some direct contact with the 2-mth kitten. Awww.. It was so obedient when I was touching her. Then it yawned. And I went.. AWWW~ in my heart. Lol. Sleepy ...

7/4 Blue Summer (配乐) - 《热情仲夏》OST

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Blue Summer (配乐) - 《热情仲夏》OST Came across this joke while blog-hopping. At least it brought smile to my face. =) This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart: Dear Mrs. Samsel, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. ...

16/2 Shining Friends - 2R

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Shining Friends - 2R If you are observant enough (which I think no one will miss that), you will realise that there is something different at the right column. Yes, I added something new. I got so sick and tired of people asking me to recommend songs to them via msn or sms (glared at Fang) . xD It's like, how am I supposed to recommend you when you suddenly asked it from me, especially I got more than 10Gb of songs. =.=" And also, people have different preference of music. That's why I hate recommending songs to people, especially some people dont appreciate it by giving those EEW-,-the-song-sucks-etc kinda of comments. That's why I will only do recommendation when I feels like it, and NOT when someone ask me to. Ha. Now I've done that at the side. So quit asking it from me. You can point your cursor to the picture next to 'Dramas' & 'Songs' to see the date that I update that sector. And also you can click on the arrow next to the dramas ti...

4/11 Corrinne May - On My Way

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Corrinne May - On My Way I received sms from unknown call ytd, which later I got to know was from my 婶婶. Apparently she got my no. from my mum. =.=" It definitely feels very strange. She asked why wasnt I schooling. =.=" After knowing that I couldnt afford to go private Uni, she offered to assist me if I really want to study in U. Was quite stunned by her offer though I half-expected that too. In the end, I rejected her. I wanted to get into U with my own efforts, may it be results or financial. Then she told me not to hesitate if I need any help from her. Her words were quite comforting to me. At least for that moment, I felt something called 'kinship'. I really dont wish to accept any help from them. It's just me. I hate the feeling that my cousins will look down on me. Especially the eldest. =X Though we are of the same age, but things are so different. Enough of that. Anyway, I will only work till the end of this week. So ya.. I am back to ...

2/11 Stay the Same - Joey McIntyre

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Stay the Same - Joey McIntyre Meet SJ at her block at about 10pm last night. I was too bored and.. well, I just feel the need to get out. Accompanied her to have her dinner-cum-supper at the coffee shop opp 842. The guy who was serving us was quite funny. Lol. I saw that they were closing down the stall and asked SJ where's her dinner. Then I saw that guy carried a plastic bag and walking towards us. Lol. And he said that he didnt know whether she wanted to eat it there or carry away. LOL!! I blurted into laughter immediately. LOL!!!! Because he was giving that innocent and blur look. Lol. Then he saw the state of SJ's wallet, he asked what happen. LOL!! Because..... She stitched her wallet. xD I've just sewed those holes that's on my jacket recently. LOL! And she went to sew her wallet. Lol... Ok la.. She can cook, she can clean, she can sew.... any taker? Wei2? xD That's the person. xD She was telling me that Wei2 commented she looked ugly when sh...

29/10 烛光晚餐 - 曹格

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烛光晚餐 - 曹格 Rip from TheStraitTimes. I really need captain neck... =( ZZZ... Why is it only wednesday today!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHH!! MY WEEKEND!!!! =((( I was dazing most of the time in the office today. I kept thinking about getting a dog; like should I adopt frm SPCA, when is the best time, what is the best thing I can give it, where to keep it, and most importantly, how responsible will I be. =((( Then I came to the conclusion...... I will definitely be responsible for it. Gonna treat it as my buddy, my brother/sister, my son/daughter if I have it. ... I have never been so determined. After work, I went back to the street where I usually see that stray dog, looking for it. But sadly.... it is nowhere to be found. Hmm.. NOW.. I am really not sure if that guy is its owner not as there was this one time I saw it roaming on it own. =((( Although it looked quite cute when it was leaping (it was crippled), but... I felt sour each time I sees that. Really. =((((

19/9 - Jokes

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错爱 - 张栋梁 How to tick people off 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” 3. Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.” 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up.” 7. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what you think.” 8. Practice making fax and modem noises. 9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and “cc” them to your boss. 10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 11. Finish all your sentences with the words “in accordance with prophesy.” 12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing. 13. Disassemble your pen and “accidentally” flip the ink cartridge across the room. 14. Holler random num...

14/8 - 1 day more!!

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Oh yes! 1 day more to weekend!!!!! Sat gonna meet up with Char for her photo-taking session. Work is 'exciting' with 'all' the work 'piling' on me. I took the 'shortest' break yesterday because I was too 'slow' in finishing the tasks given to me. =P Grace was like scratching her head when I asked her for 'less' work. LOL!!! In the end, I even did the checking on those claims documents for them. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's how 'busy' I was. Well, I guessed the REAL busy moment will come soon once another side of people finished the invoices. One of my colleagues told me this when we were at the photocopying machine. ‘去喝茶。。’ ‘哈哈哈。。还喝啊?今天我已经喝了两杯茶了。’ ‘哇!!!为什么喝那么多?’ *Then she gave me shocking face* Once I stepped into the office yesterday morning, I went to the pantry to get japanese green tea. During my lunch break, I drank lipton red tea! xD!! If only there are white and black tea. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Captured this picture d...
你的虐人指數 如果說每個人心裡,多少都有想透過某種形式虐待他人的本性,在你日常言行舉止中,是否時常有讓人感受到你在虐待別人的感覺? 作個小小測驗吧!當聽到新聞說日本人喜歡對空姐性騷擾時,第一個念頭是什麼? A. 日本人真無恥。 B. 日本人真好色。 C. 應該給他們一個教訓! D. 怎麼會有人這樣做‥? 選A的你:或許你並非是有心,但在言行舉止中,會以施壓的方式讓別人有飽受虐待的感覺,有著白羊座、獅子座和射手座的威武傾向。 選B的你:與其說在虐待別人,倒不如說你是以頗有分寸的方式在開玩笑,有著雙子座、天秤座和水瓶座的捉弄傾向。 選C的你:一旦你施展過嚴峻要求之後,可能會慢慢上癮,對於特定的對象,老是喜歡考驗他的受虐承受度;有著金牛座、天蠍座和摩羯座的考驗傾向。 選D的你:通常你是扮演受虐者的角色,屬於受委屈的一方,要你去虐待或苛求別人,實在有點不忍下手;有著巨蟹座、處女座和雙魚座的不忍傾向。 Mine (C) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 妳到底ㄍ一ㄥ在哪? 以下那種行為,你看到時最令你「感冒」? A.抖腿  B.當眾放屁  C.當眾挖鼻孔  D.說髒話 解析............. ●選擇A的人:其實和超ㄍ一ㄥ一族比起來,你ㄍ一ㄥ的程度,算是比較輕微的那一型,但是你還是有你ㄍ一ㄥ的方式。對於工作你的要求高,總是想要出人頭地,不喜歡居於他人之下,受人指揮,但又覺得這種企圖心不能被人發現。當旁人推舉你這方面的能力,你又會擺出謙虛的身段,ㄍ一ㄥ得特別嚴重。 ●選擇B的人:聽到別人放屁,就會全身每個細胞都不舒服的你,是個超ㄍ一ㄥ一族,你對於粉多事情,不論大小,都有自我的一套原則。大到對總統罷不罷免,小到床罩顏色,其實你都有意見,也都有堅持,但是你還是能撐到最高點,不表露你的意向,可說是從頭ㄍ一ㄥ到尾。 ●選擇C的人:愛情是你最ㄍ一ㄥ的部分,想愛卻不敢表達出來,能癡癡望著對方的背影粉久粉久,但是卻不能吐露半分情意,讓對方知道。當對方出現在眼前,你卻還能裝酷到底,活像沒有任何事發生。有時反應還冷冷的,其實心中小鹿跑得都快破世界紀錄。可是你卻仍愛到說不出口,真是慘到最高點了。 ●選擇D的人:在外你可以和朋友打成一片,也是歡樂的製造者,但是一回到家,你卻和家人有著溝通障礙,無法好好相處。你的歹勢,讓你和家人不是冷漠以對,就是無法好...
Some funny conversation I had just now. It started with Rui wanting to watch Accuracy of Death on mon, however Wei2 said he is going to catch it on Friday. Me : Then weiwei watch liao, can tell us nice or not. If you think is nice, let's watch it AGAIN. =X Huiyun : haha Rui : Lol Wei2 : lollllll Rui : Good idea. =X Me : Loll.. of course. Because the idea is suggested by me de ma. =X Rui : tho abit dumb la.. LOL. Wei2 : HAHA! Wei2 : idiotic sia Wei2 : i keep laughin at Wei2 : thou it's abit dumb Wei2 : HAHA Wei2 : I am younger now. HAHAH Me : like, FINALLY. Wei2 : LOL! MRwayne says waynesecrets.blogspot.com lastdaytomymacbook! ^^ slap shuyi only Wei2 : HAHA Me : LOLLLL. at least I said the truth. Wei2 : seriously loh wei2 : I am tall thats why pple think old Wei2 : :S Wei2 : or mayb i really got old face Me : i am tall thats why pple tink old Me : or mayb i really got old face Wei2: OMGOSH huiyun: lol Wei2 : shuyi thanks a lot Me : welcome Wei2 : u'r...
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Read these jokes from the maggiemarket. I find it very funny. Pardon me, but these are in cantonese. LOL!!!! Basically these are all about making fun of the words pronounciation of 豬豬. LOL... I tried to translate abit ba. But I wont say is 100% accurate because I dont learn cantonese one. LOL. Those that is like *...* is my own personal statement. Ok.. dont laugh if I make a mistake, can?? =X 猛男話... 豬豬: 我會做個朋友0既婚禮司儀. [我会做一个朋友的结婚司仪。] 眾人: 會唔會冇人聽得明你講咩架? [会不会没有人听得明白你在说什么?] 豬豬: 我今次會講‘猛男話’(閩南話)U_U! [我这次会讲‘猛男话’。 **其实是闽南话。But pronounciation got problem, so sound like 猛男话 in cantonese] 眾人: (噴飯中~) 瘋哥(雄厚聲線): (雙手屈曲向上,猛男選舉姿勢一)各位來賓~~(雙手屈曲放在右腰上,猛男選舉姿勢二)歡迎蒞臨呢個婚禮~~~~ [各位来宾~欢迎莅临这个婚礼 *while imitating those actions those MR pagnants-to-be did on the show] 眾人: (拍手~) 臭的? 豬豬: 小西灣有間日本野幾好食架。 [小西湾有间日本食物蛮好吃的。] VIVI: 係? [是哦?] 豬豬: 係呀,我上次買左個三文魚臭... [是呀!我上次买了三文鱼‘臭’ *他还没把话说完!*] VIVI: 下??臭? [huh? 臭?] 豬豬: 三文魚臭飯呀...好好味。 [三文魚‘臭’飯呀...好好吃。 ] VIVI: 啊,炒飯呀!! [*其实猪猪把‘炒’念成了‘臭’,in cantonese, both words prononucia...