2 jokes at tis end of tis post

here again le.. loLZ~ now listening to songs n doin amath.. ya ya ya.. amath.. haiz~ went for tuition... dunno wad's wrong wif wenqi tonite.. he is full of crap... make all of us cant stand him... lolZ.. but surely gonna miss tt... n those times when yanyan n him quarrel. haha! tonite is e last tuition tt we had together..yup.. lolz.. i pay attention to everyone during tuition.. as in their behaviour all tis.

eugene as usual.. also abit gong gong (qns gt prob <- his fav saying).. haha... but i tink i more gong.. haha.. gamma ray.. he can spread his carelessness to other ppl de.. haha.. i am one of e victim.. lolz.. den we joke tt haf to keep him in room tt is made of lead.. lolz.. well. actually i started tt. =X haha.. but juz for fun. den i will always rmb his love for sweet.. lolz.. beri e funny.lolz..ya..ok..wenqi.. haiz.. as usual.. crappy.. notice his face recently kinda red.. gd blood circulation ya? lolZ.. his saying ma. den juz now tcher nearly hit him.. haha.. but juz playing one la.

yanyan.. as usual.. hmm.. well.. she is ok today... dunno wad happen to her.. kinda active tonite.. lik to 'play'.. lolz.. kinda bicker wif wenqi today also.. lolZ...den i told her.. haha.. tonite shall be e last time u will hear him crapping..lolz~ den richard.. haiz...realli.. as usual.. always slp... tcher woke him up.. lolz.. den whenever he tok.. nobody realli understand.. lolz.. den today.. justin seem lik daydreaming.. hmm.. tinkin of sth liddat.. ya.. lolz.. den when goin home.. tcher tell us two jokes.. made us laugh until pengz.. lolz.. den gt home.. online.. tok to pinwen awhile.. shall nt bother him since he studying.. so.. i chat wif charmaine n alfri. haha... haha.. heard marianne they all say pinwen beri scared of his every subj de.. den in e end he score beri well.. lolz.. see him liddat hor.. also beri scary la.. i also dunno wad to say liao.. lolz..

joke 1:

ferrari is those red car wif a horse in front of e car. den one day.. a man was driving on e road wif his son at e back seat.

son : dad..is ferrari red in colour n haf a horse ?
dad : ya..
son: soon we will see a ferrari...
(both look outside n soon a red car [old old car..gu dong type] wif a horse INSIDE it drove past them..ZoOommMm)

joke2 (tis is juz for joke.. no racial discrimination):

Mr singh din receive english education n he always speak in his own language..one day he was resting at e beach.. den 3 ppl walk past him..

1st man : OH... u r relaxING... (in english)
Singh: nono.. i am nt relaxing...i am mr Singh
2nd man : oh u r relaxING...
Singh: nonono.. i am nt relaxing.. i am mr singh
(tis is go on for e 3rd man)

singh: (thought in his lang) since i cant relax here.. guess i haf to find a place where nobody will be there..
(den he found a quiet place n he saw a man.. hu is e same race as him)

singh: R u relaxing? (he asked in english)
(e man haf receive english education therefore he understand wad he is asking)
man : ya.. i am RELAXING...
(singh slapped e man)
singh: many ppl out there r looking for RELAXING n u r hiding at tis quiet area!