Read these jokes from the maggiemarket. I find it very funny. Pardon me, but these are in cantonese. LOL!!!! Basically these are all about making fun of the words pronounciation of 豬豬. LOL... I tried to translate abit ba. But I wont say is 100% accurate because I dont learn cantonese one. LOL. Those that is like *...* is my own personal statement. Ok.. dont laugh if I make a mistake, can?? =X
猛男話．．．
豬豬: 我會做個朋友０既婚禮司儀. [我会做一个朋友的结婚司仪。]
眾人: 會唔會冇人聽得明你講咩架？ [会不会没有人听得明白你在说什么？]
豬豬: 我今次會講‘猛男話’（閩南話）U_U! [我这次会讲‘猛男话’。 **其实是闽南话。But pronounciation got problem, so sound like 猛男话 in cantonese]
眾人: （噴飯中～）
瘋哥（雄厚聲線）: （雙手屈曲向上，猛男選舉姿勢一）各位來賓～～（雙手屈曲放在右腰上，猛男選舉姿勢二）歡迎蒞臨呢個婚禮～～～～ [各位来宾~欢迎莅临这个婚礼 *while imitating those actions those MR pagnants-to-be did on the show]
眾人: （拍手～）
臭的？
豬豬: 小西灣有間日本野幾好食架。 [小西湾有间日本食物蛮好吃的。]
VIVI: 係？ [是哦？]
豬豬: 係呀，我上次買左個三文魚臭．．． [是呀！我上次买了三文鱼‘臭’ *他还没把话说完！*]
VIVI: 下？？臭？ [huh? 臭？]
豬豬: 三文魚臭飯呀．．．好好味。 [三文魚‘臭’飯呀．．．好好吃。 ]
VIVI: 啊，炒飯呀！！ [*其实猪猪把‘炒’念成了‘臭’，in cantonese, both words prononuciation sounds abit similiar. so abit different, the meaning will be very different.*]
浪漫下
豬豬:make-gie,我地幾時去沙田浪漫下? [Maggie, 我们几时去沙田‘ 浪漫下’*long mon har*]
馬仔:(好驚!)下? 我同你? 浪漫下? [huh? 我跟你？‘ 浪漫下’*meaning.. like.. romantic 一下啦。]
豬豬:係丫…我好掛住沙田d糯米蟹…… [是呀！我好想念沙田的‘糯米蟹’。。。*浪漫下 = 糯米蟹*]
馬仔:#@$$%##%%%#$@@#
我屋企有雞子？
豬豬正在收拾屋企等鼠友上黎打邊爐，收到晌街市買緊野０既馬仔來電．．． [basically just saying 猪猪 was cleaning the house to prepare for guests to come over, and while doing that, 猪猪 receive a call from 馬仔 who is buying something]
馬仔: 喂，你屋企有冇雞粉呀？ [喂，你家里有没有鸡粉？*i think is those for frying one right? not sure. i'm not a cooking person*]
豬豬: 冇呀，我屋企唔食味精．．． [没有啊，我家里不吃味精。。。]
馬仔: 哦，咁有冇雞旦呀？ [哦，那有没有鸡蛋啊？]
豬豬: 冇喎．．． [没有。。。]
馬仔: OK..咁有冇GAS呀？ [OK..那有没有GAS啊？]
豬豬: 雞子？我屋企點會有雞子呀！ [鸡子？我家怎么会有鸡！*猪猪听错，把GAS听成了‘鸡gai子zi’, GAS-si*]
馬仔: $##^%$#&%$^...... GAS呀！個爐用個Ｄ呀！聰明人！！！ [GAS啊！是炉子用的！聪明人！!!!]
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